He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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