quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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