do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I need water and some morals
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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