No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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