please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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