JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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