Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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