Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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