idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I will be naked everywhere
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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