and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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