i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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