I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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