I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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