i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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