you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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