so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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