Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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