garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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