Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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