So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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