Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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