some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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