I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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