I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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