the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
