you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
NoShamevember. You game?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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