I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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