I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Randomize
