Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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