I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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