yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
thus making me awesome and them whores
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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