just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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