I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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