Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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