I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
40s are totally the cure
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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