I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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