I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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