Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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