this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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