Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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