Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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