Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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