Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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