She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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