break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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