morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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