ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
thus making me awesome and them whores
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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