So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Enjoy the penises
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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