and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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