1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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