Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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