found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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