2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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