I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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