We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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