When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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