Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm too high and old for this...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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