You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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