so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Enjoy the penises
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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